dangurewitch:

Democrats: Behold, our health care plan!
Republicans: Sucks balls, yo.
D: Okay, how would you improve it?
R: Well, we’d rather you do nothing.
D: Take a look at this compromise.
R: Better, but do nothing.
D: Here’s a new version, incorporating your helpful input.
R: Have you considered doing nothing?
D: We’ve made further compromises.
R: Great! JK LOL do nothing.
D: The House and Senate’s compromises are moving forward with even more compromises.
R: La la la can’t hear you la la la do nothing la la la.
D: Here’s our final compromise offer!
(Scott Brown wins in Massachusetts).
R: Finally, Democrats will stop JAMMING THIS BILL DOWN OUR THROATS. At last, we can WORK TOGETHER to find a BI-PARTISAN approach!
D: Sigh… fine. Let’s work together. What do you suggest? And please don’t say-
R: Do nothing.
D: Literally anything else?
R: Do nothing.
D: What about-
R: Nothing.
D: But-
R: AMERICA IS SICK OF YOUR EXTREMIST THROAT-JAMMING!
D: We’re going to start from scratch.
R: Good. All we ever wanted was to meet you in the middle.

This was posted by Dan Gurewitch, one of the awesome staff members at my favourite site, CollegeHumor. I think he really captures the essence of the healthcare debate down in the U.S.