Americans, I’ve solved your healthcare woes.
Rather than bickering about reforms that really won’t do anything at all (Republican plan) and plans that do next to nothing (Democrats), I have single-handedly come up with a solution.
Single-payer.
100% of Americans covered, no questions asked.
Too expensive? Well, you’re already spending 16% of GDP on healthcare, which doesn’t cover the entire population. Canada spends 10%, with all other industrialized nations below that.
Single-payer is the ONLY logical solution. Anything else is just a band-aid that doesn’t solve any problems.